Being observant and brutally honest, I was thrilled to choose the topic of this post, Reality Check/Don't Do This. I hope you find my interpretation insightful as to where I live and work - the arid, high desert southwest.
May you will look deeply at your own locale's horticultural practices, including the why's, the how's, and the many possibilities.
I could write an extensive book about this topic with heavy imagery, but unfortunately, I have limited time. For the concepts lacking photos, the reader will have to visualize supporting images. For plants improperly designed or improperly maintained, you are encouraged to look at my countless past posts or conduct online searches on any plant in question.
My partial list was narrowed down to the following:
PLANTS
Buying and using plants without considering mature size (and thinking they can always be "trimmed" or "shaped" to stay in-bounds)
Above is Beargrass planted too close, designed by someone who has dismissed my expertise as "opinion" more times than I can count. Below is Beargrass' almost-mature size...not an opinion.
Buying a plant for what it looks like at the nursery, instead of a smaller plant that is more adapted
Buying plants based on their flowering season appearance, not dormant season appearance. ("Design for summer & it's pretty in summer. Design for winter & it's pretty all year." - Tara Dillard) I opt for 1/2 to 2/3 evergreen in any landscape where I live, having 4 seasons, with summers and winters too extreme for much plant or flower growth.
Primary succession tree species (softwoods or short-lived Arizona Ash, cottonwoods, willows) chosen over climax tree species (hardwoods like mesquites, oaks, pistaches, etc); speed over quality. The former have invasive surface roots, weak wood, and have a drinking problem - trash trees. Like oversized tumbleweeds. OK on large lots that collect water, far from pipes, hardscape, and structures. These are not trees that have much of a place in our outdoor living spaces, just open space and some park areas.
DESIGN
Note the name of this part of the development in Albuquerque, note the look of the foothills behind, and yet...(unhappy) aspens!
Kerrville TX, as ridiculous as using a spruce in Abq!
More playing pretend in Abq, with more blue spruces.
This homeowner must not get one thing about where they are, though the young Italian Cypress do go with the house, about the most drought-tolerant plant there. But turn off the irrigation, and watch what happens.
Start with the native, low water-use plants in your ecoregion, within 25 miles and 1000' in elevation ala Brad Lancaster; if natives don't perform a desired function, then expand the radius out some (but not the elevation more than another 500'), to adapted plants from adjacent ecoregions, or similar places in a similar environment.
Start with the native, low water-use plants in your ecoregion, within 25 miles and 1000' in elevation ala Brad Lancaster; if natives don't perform a desired function, then expand the radius out some (but not the elevation more than another 500'), to adapted plants from adjacent ecoregions, or similar places in a similar environment.
Pushing climate zones unreasonably, based on too short a time period or the local area's biases - confusing weather with climate. The bias in Abq is arcticism, pushing way colder and wetter...those are dead, 5-10 year-old aspens, and it is August. And logic does not compensate for willing ignorance.
The bias in Las Vegas is to push warmer. Oops. This after a quick low temperature 15F above the all-time record low. Dead queen palms are from Brazil, and quite happy in Orlando. Orlando...Las Vegas. Hmmm.
Not using native plants, especially sculptural accent plants
Too much clutter, no unity - a one-of-everything, "stick-gardening" approach (and you know what's about to die w/ white trunks):

Covering ground without creating beauty or an inviting space. Landscaping to just cover ground is _____.
Confusing popularity with one's expertise (it didn't stop after high school; some are shocked at those who fit this description)
Confusing common with appropriate or native
Ponderosa pines above were once dizzyingly popular in Abq, and you can see how well they perform above. They are not from anywhere near the desert where this photo was taken. They are popular once more, and aspens have become popular in the last 10 years. I posted a few photos of how poorly aspens grow here. Yep, those are flatbeds with some...people here salivate over having a bunch of each, and the seller will plant them if you buy in quantities. I can't make this up!
Letting lawns and gravel expanses constrain planting bed sizes; should be the other way
Fads (trends) over fashion (classic design principles)
Higher water-use trees & an understory of xeric plants, in the desert - instead of a tougher desert region tree of the same family. A little extra water does not help most times.
The above didn't work, so let's keep doing it. "Who cares about David's opinions, anyway. Didn't he move?"
More Honeylocust trees in the median, above, hanging on. And below, the next series of medians - same soils, same aspect, same climate, same irrigation, etc. Desert Willow (often not considered a "real tree"), along with Texas Red Oak, were planted at the same time as the honeylocusts; they are thriving and outgrowing what is considered "a real tree".
Plants used randomly with no relation to the architecture of buildings or space; plants, including natives, do not have to be used naturalistically
Implementation without an actual, drawn plan
MATERIALS
Not enough drip emitters nor spaced out far enough for trees
Rock, gravel and mulch patterns without plants
Setting boulders on the ground, without burying them a minimum of 25%
MAINTENANCE
Shaping plants that don't need it (most plants' shapes are just fine and don't need help, especially bad topiary). Shaping mostly only serves to preventing flowering, takes away potential winter texture, increases water use by producing rank growth, or eventually kills the plant.
These were Escarpment Live Oak, required by city code to buffer and shade. So much for that...unnecessary and ugly!
Above is the latest rage in terrible pruning...limb up every shrub. Below is what a Russian Sage should look like.
Cutting back rosette succulents like they are grasses (their cut foliage does not grow back). Leave them alone.
Above was a Beargrass, and below was a Sotol. Remember what those are supposed to look like, in all their glory?
Desert Willow trees do not deserve that kind of torture; undeserving property owners and their maintenance lackeys do, though. Below is what Desert Willow trees become in Albuquerque.
Above, an older Desert Willow; below, one under 10 years old. They grow quickly, allowing them to be pruned with a habit and interior open enough, even retail signage can be seen through the branching and foliage.
Over-watering (this kills more plants here in the desert than underwatering, notably with native, low water-use plants)
Expecting instant gratification without a massive budget for refined materials and the largest plants
Thanks for staying with me on this rather dispiriting tour. The above are quite common! It is rather painful to post such photos, as some projects not posted were what happened to my designs.
As this post is merely scratching the surface of the surface, please continue to visit my blog for past and future posts, and let's engage in some fruitful dialogue. Perhaps we can do part of the daunting task of making this a world where our outdoor living environments are valued at least as much as spectator sports, fast cars, pop-culture, etcetera.
For now, please join me in visiting other individual's excellent blog posts on this topic. Especially since others will bring up items I didn't have time to pursue, or that I was not considering. I for one enjoy others' takes and viewpoints, and this is one insightful bunch to glean from:
Jocelyn Chilvers : The Art Garden : Denver, CO
Susan Morrison : Blue Planet Garden Blog : East Bay Area, CA
Andrew Keys : Garden Smackdown : Boston, MA
Susan Cohan : Miss Rumphius’ Rules : Chatham, NJ
Rebecca Sweet : Gossip In The Garden : Los Altos, CA
Christina Salwitz : Personal Garden Coach : Renton, WA
Shirley Bovshow : Eden Makers : Los Angeles, CA
Genevieve Schmidt : North Coast Gardening : Arcata, CA
And to read more past Garden Designers Roundtable posts, click HERE
Plus, similar and different ideas to avoid doing with a landscape and garden, at Phoenix Home and Garden HERE
Andrew Keys : Garden Smackdown : Boston, MA
Susan Cohan : Miss Rumphius’ Rules : Chatham, NJ
Rebecca Sweet : Gossip In The Garden : Los Altos, CA
Christina Salwitz : Personal Garden Coach : Renton, WA
Shirley Bovshow : Eden Makers : Los Angeles, CA
Genevieve Schmidt : North Coast Gardening : Arcata, CA
And to read more past Garden Designers Roundtable posts, click HERE
Plus, similar and different ideas to avoid doing with a landscape and garden, at Phoenix Home and Garden HERE











